Hey! Hi! Hello!
My name is Kiana and I’m always doing the wrong thing. Not in a charming Zooey Deschanel “Oh my god did I trip over my ukelele AGAIN?” kind of way. At every opportunity, regardless of the circumstances, I will take the path that will lead me towards the most awkward, upsetting and vaguely amusing outcome. Sometimes, that outcome involves pee.
…Most times, that outcome involves pee.
Here I am standing majestically with some trees:
That was one of my senior pictures. Don’t let it fool you, though: I’m not usually that ethereal/laid back. Here is another picture from the same photo shoot:
I like making people laugh and spending ridiculous amounts of money on iTunes. My greatest dream is to one day become the editor and chief of a women’s magazine and then always be the cover model like Oprah. Or to just meet Oprah. I’d settle for either.
Here are a few of my favorite blog posts:
I hope you stick around for a while!